APRIL FOOLS’ DAY: Operation: Allied Oceans

April 1, 2021

Student poses with manatee
NPHS student Jordan Roche is a volunteer at Mote Marine Aquarium in Sarasota. She helped broker the deal with the sea animals. (Jordan Roche)

The United States military finally make a great discovery that would make the average citizen second guess themselves, but it’s true, sea creatures are ready to cooperate with our terms of a partnership. The people of the United States of America need to put an end to the unnecessary violence of hurting the sea turtles and the pollution of the oceans in which our nearly found allies reside.

If the creatures of the sea agree, they will help the U.S with underwater threats that we can’t locate or sense on our ships and subs. They will use their sensory abilities to pick up the threats, along with helping uncover the mysteries of the sea. Today marks the day that man, the United States of America has saved its people from threats and a helping ally at that. The U.S military will release more information regarding the negation process and when the final decision is made it will finally be a decree that we are indeed allies of the creatures of the deep blue.  

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