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  On Tuesday, March 29th, 2022, North Port High School student Toto Dorothy suffered the consequences of collision with a natural disaster, specifically a tornado. Dorothy skipped school Wednesday according to peers and was last seen at Siesta Key Beach with his friends in Sarasota, Florida. One of the friends, who requested to remain anonymous, tells local news Dorothy spotted the tornado in the near...

Sophomore, Lily Musick, was really 7’2”? When she moved here in 2013, she found a secret door in her room leading to an underground tunnel. She spotted movement so she decided to check it out. Lily eventually found a group of aliens, they dragged her into their ship and cut her legs off at the hip and replaced them with octopus tentacles. “I was not in any pain when they were chopping, but wh...

In North Port High School, the students must write a lot of essays in preparation for the end of the school testing in which they have to draft essays. Some steps that can help you draft a good essay are, one writing less, writing less is always better than writing more because the teachers care more about what you are saying than how much you are saying in your essay. As well as writing less evidence a...

The first step in living a healthy lifestyle starts with you bringing salad and a bag of chips. In doing so, you will place the salad right in front of your nose while eating the chips. Make sure not to take your eyes off the salad to make your brain into thinking your health.   While lifting weights make sure to bring a marker so that when you lift a 5-pound dumbbell adding a 0, using a m...

Farts have been a common joke and natural activity of the human species. So much so it may as well be a greeting. We had the joke car called the Fart Car where your farts power the car, the Fart Gun in Despicable Me 2, and the Common Toilet. Often, farting is seen as gross, and jokes and humor that surround it are seen as immature. However, why do we fart? The reason for this is the government. Th...

North Port High faculty and students, there has been a report from The Justice Society of America that the NPHS principal Mrs. Fusco is in fact Wonder Woman. The report was given when she was seen running outside of the school, and mysteriously disappeared and the next moment the heroine, Wonder Women appeared. While some have speculated that is fact is just an accusation, no one has ever seen Wonder...

North Port High School has recently started construction on the football field. High schools around Sarasota County have begun to redo their football fields, and now it’s our turn to join. However, our school is going on a different route. Administrators have considered how the football team isn’t that successful, we are moving them across the street to Butler Park. The football field, however...

Right now, we are facing a problem on our campus, people are not being helpful or caring. There is bullying between students. Few students are trying to help others around them. Students in classes do not help others try to understand the material they are learning. It is important so they can pass the classes and state tests.  To fix this problem, students who understand the curriculum must stay after school to help teach the students who do not. This way our school will ...

Secrets are being held from the people of the world, earlier this winter articles from area 51 were leaked. Evidence of underwater alien civilizations with talking sea life have been found and experimented on. Part of the document claims that this civilization is so advanced that it surpasses many if not all of our advancements. The fish in this area are the only animals that can live life as intell...

As the year is wrapping up, many upcoming first-year students will be longing for their legendary high school experience. Many will join clubs or a team to try and fit into this new and uncommon scene. Many others will be lost and not know where to even start when it comes to making friends. Do not fear for I have the best tips and tricks to have an avalanche of friends by the end of the first gradi...

North Port high was built on top of a graveyard. Yes, it is true! North Port High school signed papers for the purchase of the Rosemary Cemetery for half the price, with 250 acres (about the total floor space of the Pentagon). The school is at the roots of the deceased, around 400 deceased are still buried under the learning high school students. Many of our retired students are buried just under ...

Here at NPHS, we’ve all seen our school mascot roaming around our school events such as our football games or basketball games. I'm sure you’ve wondered, who is in that costume? I’m here to tell you that it’s... Beyoncé! Now you may be confused about how Beyoncé is our mascot, she's too famous and has too many things to do than to be here at North Port High School. Well, the facts add up. ...

Breaking news! Beware that this bug in Florida is extremely dangerous and scary. As we talk about this bug visor, discretion is advised. Here is the description: dresses like a baker, 6'7', and likes sugar. He makes his nests out of cotton candy or lollipops. He enjoys living in homes now; you might be wondering how to kill this bug you cannot call an exterminator. The reason is he can multiply himself...

Everyday students and teachers experience bonding moments in class. Creating a relationship with one another and making the school environment livelier. Going to school, creating a relationship with students and staff makes the students feel welcome at the school and helps them enjoy their time for the next few years they have. Though some students feel like they don’t belong, it creates a gap b...

In the modern world, global tensions continue to rise, leading us all to look beyond our shores to find the greatest enemy. And yet, in doing so, we fail to see our greatest enemy, a domestic threat that will one day consume us all in its hellfire and brimstone. This land is known by many names- “The Buckeye State,” “Birthplace of Aviation,” and even “The Heart of it All.” Truly, these...

Today it is hard to know exactly who the people you talk to are when there’s fake ID’s and other such things. Three months ago, Sandler Adam, a student, had overheard Mrs. Hamer discussing that she must not reveal her true identity. Over the course of time Sandler studied Mrs. Hamer and studied her strange behavior over time and documented her conversations as much as they could. While Sandler was picking up th...

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