Thespian Induction Interviews

Chloe Halbert

Cinderella’s Stepmother 

CHLOE: Who are you?  

STEPMOTHER: I am Cinderella’s stepmother. 

CHLOE: What are your favorite things to do in your free time? 

STEPMOTHER:  Drown in wealth. 

CHLOE: Who’s your nemesis? 

STEPMOTHER: Cinderella. 

CHLOE: Thank you. 

Jenna 

CHLOE: Who are you? 

JENNA: I’m Jenna. 

CHLOE: What does a normal day look like for you? 

JENNA: Well, I wake up and I go to work, and I work, and I make pies all day, all day, every day. And then I go home, and I get beat up by my husband and then I go to bed and then I do the same thing over and over and over again until I get my pie winning contest money. 

CHLOE: What are your favorite things to do? 

JENNA: Baking pies. I love baking. It’s all I know how to do. I love baking pies all the time. All day, every day. 

CHLOE: Thank you. 

Olaf 

CHLOE: Who are you? 

OLAF: I am Olaf. 

CHLOE: What does a normal day look like for you? 

OLAF: Well, I wake up in the castle of Arendelle and I play games with my friends Elsa, Anna, Sven, and Sven. One looks like a weird looking donkey, and one looks like a reindeer. 

CHLOE: What is your goal in life? 

OLAF: Just to live every day like it’s summer. 

CHLOE: Thank you. 

Heather Duke 

CHLOE: Who are you? 

HEATHER: Heather Duke. 

CHLOE: Oh my god, I love that! 

HEATHER: Most people do. 

CHLOE: Who is your nemesis?  

HEATHER: Well, it was Heather Chandler but since she unfortunately passed away (for the dumbest reason I’ve ever heard), it is now Veronica Sawyer. 

CHLOE: What is your goal in life? 

HEATHER: To be better than everybody else, but I’ve already done that so like… 

CHLOE: Thank you. 

Jimmy 

CHLOE: Who are you? 

JIMMY: I’m Jimmy. Care to go out on a date? 

CHLOE: Mhm? 

JIMMY: I’ve lost feelings sorry… no more. 

CHLOE: What are your favorite things to do? 

JIMMY: Ask out girls mainly. My goal is to rack them up, have as many as possible because I’m just that kind of guy.  

CHLOE: What does a normal day look like for you? 

JIMMY: Well, it’s my first time at this school you know and it’s safe and zombie free which I think is totally awesome. I don’t have to go around sacrificing anyone anymore. That was a normal day for me, sacrificing pretty much everybody to save myself.  

CHLOE: Thank you. 

Susan 

CHLOE: Who are you? 

SUSAN: I’m Susan. 

CHLOE: What are your favorite things to do? 

SUSAN: Well, it’s pretty hard to have favorites when you’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.  

CHLOE: Who’s your nemesis. 

SUSAN: Jimmy. 

CHLOE: I think I just met Jimmy. Thank you.