Thespian Induction Interviews
December 12, 2022
Cinderella’s Stepmother
CHLOE: Who are you?
STEPMOTHER: I am Cinderella’s stepmother.
CHLOE: What are your favorite things to do in your free time?
STEPMOTHER: Drown in wealth.
CHLOE: Who’s your nemesis?
STEPMOTHER: Cinderella.
CHLOE: Thank you.
Jenna
CHLOE: Who are you?
JENNA: I’m Jenna.
CHLOE: What does a normal day look like for you?
JENNA: Well, I wake up and I go to work, and I work, and I make pies all day, all day, every day. And then I go home, and I get beat up by my husband and then I go to bed and then I do the same thing over and over and over again until I get my pie winning contest money.
CHLOE: What are your favorite things to do?
JENNA: Baking pies. I love baking. It’s all I know how to do. I love baking pies all the time. All day, every day.
CHLOE: Thank you.
Olaf
CHLOE: Who are you?
OLAF: I am Olaf.
CHLOE: What does a normal day look like for you?
OLAF: Well, I wake up in the castle of Arendelle and I play games with my friends Elsa, Anna, Sven, and Sven. One looks like a weird looking donkey, and one looks like a reindeer.
CHLOE: What is your goal in life?
OLAF: Just to live every day like it’s summer.
CHLOE: Thank you.
Heather Duke
CHLOE: Who are you?
HEATHER: Heather Duke.
CHLOE: Oh my god, I love that!
HEATHER: Most people do.
CHLOE: Who is your nemesis?
HEATHER: Well, it was Heather Chandler but since she unfortunately passed away (for the dumbest reason I’ve ever heard), it is now Veronica Sawyer.
CHLOE: What is your goal in life?
HEATHER: To be better than everybody else, but I’ve already done that so like…
CHLOE: Thank you.
Jimmy
CHLOE: Who are you?
JIMMY: I’m Jimmy. Care to go out on a date?
CHLOE: Mhm?
JIMMY: I’ve lost feelings sorry… no more.
CHLOE: What are your favorite things to do?
JIMMY: Ask out girls mainly. My goal is to rack them up, have as many as possible because I’m just that kind of guy.
CHLOE: What does a normal day look like for you?
JIMMY: Well, it’s my first time at this school you know and it’s safe and zombie free which I think is totally awesome. I don’t have to go around sacrificing anyone anymore. That was a normal day for me, sacrificing pretty much everybody to save myself.
CHLOE: Thank you.
Susan
CHLOE: Who are you?
SUSAN: I’m Susan.
CHLOE: What are your favorite things to do?
SUSAN: Well, it’s pretty hard to have favorites when you’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
CHLOE: Who’s your nemesis.
SUSAN: Jimmy.
CHLOE: I think I just met Jimmy. Thank you.